@behindyourback: it's weird to me when people say their heroes are writers, actors or directors when there are people who say "well, goodnight" and go to bed in the middle of parties they're hosting
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@Nrvous1: Having an Internet girlfriend is easier than having a real girlfriend because I don't have to suck my gut in.
@MoneypennyNaked: Living check to check is fine til you go from "Think I'll treat myself to a $7 latte" to "Which kid do I sell to pay for these car repairs."
@Megatronic13: Me: first, I wish for you to not judge me Genie: okay Me: second, I wish Disney would make another Tarzan sequel Genie: k... Me: third, I wish we were at McDonald’s [McDonald’s] Me: we’ll have 2 Tarzan Banana McFlurrys please :) Genie: *trying so hard to not look pissed*