@amandajpanda: I've been shelling pistachios for 3 hours now, I have 9.
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@TragicAllyHere: People who put a strip of bacon on a donut, where does it end? You wanna put a braised lambshank on my cupcake? Why don’t I open up my chocolate croissant and you can shove a live trout in it
@_coryrichardson: me: yes i have girlfriend she just goes to another school friend: what school me: [sweating] high school friend: ya but what’s the school called me: [panicking] high school musical 3