If approached by a bear, you can play dead, or you can acknowledge the bear, say hello, and see what it needs. Have some decency
I’ve been trying out the rum diet this week, I’ve lost 2 days already.
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2:43am: [emailing the former CEO of radio shack] WHY THE FUCJ WERE U SELLING VCRS IN 2014
“YEP, that’s a poop alright!”, and other phrases you’d prefer not to hear coming from the 3 year old’s room.
The poorest man can be rich if he gets a bunch of money.
Bummed that there’s no obvious place to insert a $ into my name.
Nicki Minaj knows we can see her, right?
I was told that exercise helps with your decision making.
After going to the gym earlier I’ve decided I’m never going again.
Being married is mostly pointing out that the other person is always using their phone during the small window where you’re not using yours.
He said he likes curvy women and what my man wants, my man gets
*eats 14th Oreo cookie*
HER: why do you hate every single Hugh Grant movie?
ME: i love love actually actually