@CanadianCyn: I've found a diner. Or maybe it's a house. Either way this little old lady is cooking me breakfast.
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@drayzze: I hate running into people I know at the Supermarket. I'm looking for food, not a reunion.
@TheHyyyype: [my first day as a mechanic] customer: i need an oil change me: ma'am, i'm pretty sure it's actually your car that needs an oil change
@MissNaughty1801: The worst thing about finding out Santa isn't real is that you realise it was your parents who were to blame for all the terrible presents
@theshantilly: *glamorously folds laundry *seductively wipes off countertops *slowly bends over to pick up toys *sexily trips over the cat...