@mattZillaaaa: I've had about 13 beers so I guess I'll give myself a haircut
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@ewfeez: *at snowman mortuary* Ma'am was your husband's wish to be liquified or broken into chunks and thrown at the people he hated?
@TragicAllyHere: *tying a ton of balloons to my neighbor's dog* Good boy, Oliver, now take your incessant barking to the sky
@PaperWash: angel: where'd all the zebras go? God: I put 'em in the desert angel: dude their camouflage was for the snow God: I know lol