I’ve mastered the art of knowing what not to say…not saying it, whole different story

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What idiot called it ‘telling the future through tea-leaves’ and not ‘brews foresight’?


Stegosaurus: We’re getting reports of a huge asteroid. A global killer. We need a volunteer deep-core driller to destroy it

T-Rex: As the world’s best deep-core driller, I will save us all

[cut to T-Rex furiously trying to pick up the detonator he dropped]


THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR… CLAUSTROPHOBIC MAN (runs into a phone booth) (runs out, crying) no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no n-


when super mario bros. was released in russia it was much less popular under the title “you are toilet man fight turtle monster”


“Go out there, kid! Make a name for yourself-”
“Trent that’s not really what i-”
It’s Jamarcus now