@Darlainky: I've never been introduced before entering a room unless you count "Shh, here she comes!"
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@Jake_Vig: VEGETARIAN FRIEND: Can you believe these “mashed potatoes” are actually cauliflower?!? ME: Yes. They taste like cauliflower. All of the things you make with cauliflower taste like cauliflower.
@Elizasoul80: Person I tried to rob describing me to the police: "long hair, wearing pajamas, honestly she didn't seem very committed to it."
@hg47: On Average, ovulating women prefer rugged & masculine men. Menstruating women prefer men duct-taped and on fire.