Every vote counts! Unless you forget to post your I voted sticker on Facebook, those ballots get thrown into an incinerator.
I’ve never made eggplant before. Is it better fried or scrambled?
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Brain: you adorable idiot.
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If I have 5 apples and I give you 2 of them, just take the other 3 cause I’m going out for tacos
Her: You’ve changed.
Chameleon: Jesus, Karen, not this again.
Minnesota is my favorite state that sounds like it’s a small soft drink.
dating again after you break up with a long term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again except with less health
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