I’ve never related to a meme more in my life #gradschool

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7yo (thinking): 30


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Taylor Swift told Vanity Fair she’s not a “clingy, insane, desperate girlfriend” through various voicemails and texts at 3 AM


Noah’s diary – 39th day:

“The dragon pie was really scrumptious.”