@archerenemy: Jackpot is like regular pot, but with a questionable added ingredient...
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@TheAlexNevil: There's nothing I've learned from being a father that I couldn't just as easily have figured out from setting all my money on fire.
@TheBoydP: "I'm too important too attend the training on the new system. When I need to get in it you can walk me through it each time" ~Management
@skittle624: If they handed out awards for peeling a hard boiled egg with grace, I would get absolutely nothing.
@derekblackmon: Still laughing about that time my grandmother said God told her to put my grandfather in an asylum because he was hearing voices in his head