“Everybody cut foot loose” – Russian version of Saw
Jamiroquai because Jamirosad.
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I did it! I found the worst thing on the internet. A combination of so much awful.
skippin the intro of a game and then realizin you have no idea what the objectives are just walking round aimlessly hoping something pops up
Friend: Isn’t it crazy to think that every decision you make for your kids will change the trajectory of their entire lives?
Me: Thank you for pointing that out. Please never talk to me again.
I like to combine danger with awkwardness by falling up stairs.
Bull: I want to show you my leather saddle
Cow: Can you not?
-50 Shades of Graze
me: “so is this a date?”
“Was this car tested on animals?” “sir animals can’t drive” “will this car enable animals to drive?” “No” “SO YOU DID TEST IT!” “god damnit”
While I appreciate that you’re bringing sexy back, if we’re not also discussing who took sexy away, we’re only enabling future sexy problems