@TheHyyyype

jane austen: *experiences pride and prejudice* hmm i think i’ll write a book about this

j.d. salinger: *catches some rye* yeah same

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@on_the_fritz_17

If you’re going to suffocate someone with a pillow, have the goddamn decency to use the cool side.

@Adityaneut01

Behind every HD picture of a girl, there is a
friendzoned DSLR photographer boy 😛

@DudeMass

Easy there, Jedi. Convincing me to add wings to my pizza order isn’t a mind trick.

@thatUPSdude

So what’s your secret?

~People that don’t understand how secrets work.