@OctopusCavemann: St. Peter: Welcome to Heaven
Me: Wow! An open bar!
St. Peter: You have to be dead 21 years to drink
Me: *slips him a fake ID*
St. Peter: Enjoy yourself Mr. Grunge Music
@joshgondelman: "Why am I not asleep?" he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.
@KyleMcDowell86: Juror:We find the defendant-
*pizza guy bursts in*
"Ive got 2 pizzas for Not Guilty"
Defendant: Im Not Guilty
Judge:NOT GUILTY
*bangs gavel*
@osno13: i always carry a condom in my wallet incase i can't finish my corndog
@withanewname: Put your right leg in, Put your right leg in, Put your right leg in, Put your right leg in, Put your right leg out, Put
-spider hokey pokey
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