Johnny Depp looks like a homeless man who was given $5000 to spend at H&M

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Although it did sting when my 15yo nephew got the call up last year


Dance like no ones watching, clean like the cleaning lady is coming tomorrow


My favorite way of establishing dominance is to spend hours cleaning my entire room and then say “sorry it’s so messy” when people come in


Will I understand “12 Monkeys” if I didn’t watch the first eleven monkeys?


“Hi can I just have a single burger?”

I’m sorry, all of our burgers are in a relationship

“But that’s not eve-

Please show some respect


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Dear God, when I said six zeros salary, I didn’t mean only zeros.


I never slashed an enemy’s tires, but once I wrote “Your mean” on his dirty back window, misspelling “You’re” just to mess with his head.