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@T_Bonezzz_: *Jumps out of bed
“Seize the day!!”
*Calls in sick
@MandaPandaXo4: I’d like to think I’d survive an apocalypse but honestly 6 minutes and 52 seconds on the elliptical just made me wanna quit living so probably not.
@Gupton68: 10: "What are we doing today?
Me: "We're gonna make tacos."
10: "Then what are we going to do?"
Me: "...I'll be eating tacos."
@GensPlace: I know I'm gorgeous, young and sexy. My secret to eternal youth is a steamy bathroom, so my glasses mist up.
@Brampersandon_: I have a very particular set of skills
*puts down phone*
*sounds of a struggle*
*yells* Ok you can't see this but I'm totally doing the worm
@TheBoydP: The best thing about eating healthy food is all the incredible food you eat an hour later because you're so hungry...