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@martyntanton: Just been banned from my church's Easter service.

Apparently the first words Jesus spoke after emerging from his tomb weren't "Ta-Daa!"

Just been banned from my church’s Easter service.

Apparently the first words Jesus spoke after emerging from his tomb weren’t “Ta-Daa!”

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