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@BijersSunbird: Just bought a telescope and the eldest asked if I'd be doing horoscopes.
Yes.
Leo: You will be written out of someone's will.

Just bought a telescope and the eldest asked if I’d be doing horoscopes.
Yes.
Leo: You will be written out of someone’s will.

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