@adamhess1: Just bumped into my old French teacher and she asked me what I'm up to now. I told her I go to the cinema and play football with my brother.
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@juneohara65: Sound smarter than you are: end words with "eaux" and sentences with "if you will." If you're pissed, "quite frankly" adds a nice touch.
@NewDadNotes: Swordfish: my nose looks ridiculous. God: at least you have a cool name. Swordfish: so? God: I could have made you look ridiculous AND have a dumb name. Swordfish: but why would you do that to someone? Hammerhead Shark: yes God why would you do that to someone?
@electrolemon: To some, it's known as "soda." Some call it "pop." Some even order it as "coke" or "cola." The spicy bubble brown juice goes by many names