@BuckyIsotope: Just did my taxes. Put $420.69 on every line and 5 IRS agents just showed up at my door with a keg, 3 strippers and giant foam fingers.
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@LuckyToken1: Five second rule? Pfft. What's the point of having an immune system if you're not going to use it?
@GrantTanaka: [cuddling w/ 5 yr old son] I hope he wants to do this forever [25 yrs later] this has lost its charm
@SCbchbum: I listen to Ed Sheeran in the same way I stuff an entire cupcake in my mouth over the sink hoping no one will see.