@KentWGraham: Just did the math and found out I can retire next year if I start saving $144,468.02 a month.
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@mattZillaaaa: Some girl I don’t even know has been telling people that I'm her boyfriend. I'm flattered but I prefer to be the psychotic one in the relationship.