@KentWGraham: Just did the math and found out I can retire next year if I start saving $144,468.02 a month.
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@WoodyLuvsCoffee: Mom asked about a stock she's owned for 20yrs called Amazon & I've mostly been telling her I love her & reminding her my brother never calls
@earnestaugust: If Domino's was smart, they'd randomly call me asking if they should send over a pizza because the answer would always be yes.
@LeahTiscione: If you ever see me with one of those stick figure family bumper stickers it means I'm dead and someone is wearing my skin