@CaseyMichelle__: Just got a Cheerio stuck between my toes walking through the kitchen. Clearly my dog isn't doing his part of the chores around here
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@PAPPADEMAS: shame on Kellyanne Conway for attempting to politicize the Bowling Green massacre, in which I was killed
@copymama: Starting to miss the kids after 5 days at grandma’s, so I wistfully dumped a bin of toys on the floor and sprinkled crumbs on the couch.
@LaytesAgain: If she doesn't scream "YES!" in bed... I don't know. Maybe start asking her different questions?