@WheelTod: Just got your text from last night: you need to cut the red wire first to stop the countdown.
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@THEDUTHCHESS: Woke up last night and the ghost of Gloria Gaynor was standing over my bed. At first I was afraid, i was petrified.
@Brianhopecomedy: My mother-in-law talked non-stop while we watched Criminal Minds and now I have an idea for a cool new episode.
@NotARatsAss: Make sure to stand in the middle of group photos. It will be harder to crop you out later.
@LindaInDisguise: After sitting in the labor and delivery waiting room chairs for 12 hours, I need an epidural as much as those women in labor do.