@thepunningman: Just how popey was the pope today?
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@cervixsmash: If your iPhone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract asians who will fix your electronics for you
@NourhanKheir: I believe in ten years, gifts for newly born baby would be a SIM card and a cell phone.