@Pork_Chop_Hair

Just howling at the moon and eating whatever I can find until my navel pops out like an angry elevator button, how about you?

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@T_Bonezzz_

*Jumps out of bed

“Seize the day!!”

*Stubs toe

*Calls in sick

@isabelzawtun

My followers loving my retweets but ignoring my own tweets like greedy children gobbling up junk food & ignoring their nutritious vegetables

@NicCageMatch

My dog is starting a food blog where she writes about the delicious flavors of the various paper napkins she finds and eats.

@climaxximus

The secret society of the bean keepers is called the leguminati.