@funflaps: Just met up with my heroine dealer. Got three Wonder Womans and a She-Ra.
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@KarenLyneButler: When mad at the hubby, I just tweet about it. I don't sleep with a waitress that looks just like him. I'm talking to you David Arquette.
@AndrewNadeau0: SCHRÖDINGER: I got you a present. ME: If it’s another dead cat I’m going to be furious. SCHRÖDINGER: *Trying to contain excitement* We don’t know until you open it.
@SortaBad: what's the proper waiting period after your spouse is kidnapped until you can resume watching your Netflix shows without it being a thing