@Dawn_M_: Just once I'd like the guy hired to kill me to complete the job and not fall in love with me.
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@Mike__Lee: I'm sending a whole bunch of emails to random Nigerians letting them know they've won the Canadian lottery.
@TheBoydP: Whenever you eat something that tastes awful you should always say "that's disgusting" immediately followed by "here try it". The Rules
@michaelianblack: Guy at Dairy Queen was yelling at everybody because they didn't have waffle cones but they had PICTURES of waffle cones. That guy was me.
@ThePocketJustin: My wife just texted that there's "garlic dread in the freezer". I'm afraid to look.