undercover boss: im gonna learn what it means to work the day to day jobs and stay undercover for the next few weeks
worker: hey man someone shit all over the bathroom u got it
undercover boss: wow u figured it out its me, The Undercover Boss
Just remember, we are all just 1 small prescription away from riding a unicorn.
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Me:*grabbing him by collar* then get it down, i’m not climbing up there again
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