@Chicken_Hawk38: Just saw a Christmas tree drive by with a Smart Car strapped to the bottom of it.
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@Skoogeth: guy: you wanna take this outside? me: yeah, let's do this [we take the raspberry lemonade out back and have a simply lovely afternoon]
@Gupton68: Dr: How may I help? Me: Wife says I’m overweight D: Yes, I see you’ve a very healthy appetite. OK, let’s talk gastric bands [later] Wife: How’d it go? M: Good! He said I was very healthy, then just wanted to chat about music