@WoodyLuvsCoffee: Just saw a guy sitting with a Blackberry and a newspaper. I think he was waiting for a horse.
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@withanewname: "Honey, it's time we talk to him about the roaches & the fleas" "You mean the birds & the bees?" "DEAR GOD WOMAN HAVE YOU SEEN HIS ROOM!"
@TEXASVETERAN: I wish I was Jean Claude Van Damme, not to be able to roundhouse kick my co-worker, but to bore him to death as I act out a scene.
@saltymamas: Oh you want to roll up next to me with your bass thumping some gangsta rap so my whole car shakes? That's cool, hold on. Two can play this game. *Turns up Baby Shark to max volume*
@BridgetPhetasy: In Hell, all of your Google searches post directly to your social media accounts.