@BillMc7: Just saw a spider. It was sleeping. I crawled into its mouth.
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@TheToddWilliams: [Orca Winfrey Show] ORCA: "You get a carp! You get a carp! You get a carp! AQUATIC AUDIENCE: *just screaming their gills off*