@BeingDBEAST: Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard. Pillow fight!!
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@daddydoubts: Being a parent isn’t just a job it’s a way of life. Like coal mining, or deep sea fishing, or ice road trucking....really any job that’s actively trying to kill you.
@jenspyra: I wanted to do a sexy boudoir photoshoot for my boyfriend, but the radiologist had a totally different agenda
@AbbieEvansXO: “god I love doggy style” I say excitedly as I put a top hat and bow tie on my golden lab