@thejodiest: Just tell me when and where, and I'll be there 20 minutes late.
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@GeriatricBeards: [Being kidnapped] Me: i can feel it.. Stockholm syndrome kidnapper: its been 10 minutes me: should we invite your brother to the wedding?
@nerdjpg: It’s 2007. You’re working on a PowerPoint for school. It’s about ancient Egypt. You select the Papyrus font. “Yes, Perfect”
@matt___nelson: *pretends to get an urgent text so I can turn around after I notice I'm walking in the wrong direction*