Just took a power nap on a park bench. Made $7.30 in change.

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Do I still have feelings for my ex husband?


I think “stabby” is a feeling, right?


Knuckle tats:




[Antiques Roadshow]
When this was first painted, the wolves were much further in the background. I would sell it before they reach the frame


I hate when people text me “what are you doing?” at 1:00 pm on a weekday.

Well I don’t have your Art History degree, so probably “working”.


I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig. Its not a beautiful poem, but its very deep.



Firefly= not a fly
Butterfly= not a fly
Mayfly= not a fly
Stonefly= not a fly
Scorpionfly= not a fly

Bee louse= fly

This has been “Entomologic”
#entomologic #entomology #SciComm #bugjokes


Did you see that? That’s the third time she came over here. I think she likes me.
“This is Applebee’s and she is our waitress”