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@AngelaEhh: Just tried to put my seatbelt on.
AT MY DESK.
@distracted_monk: Whenever I see someone crying in public, I figure they won Coldplay tickets.
@AnkCoupleTO: I was in the mood for nuts this morning so I chased a squirrel for 3 miles and the little prick led me right to his stash, yum!
@NicCageMatch: Ugh why is my bag so heavy? *goes through bag* ok keys, wallet, book, sandwich, water, anvil, other sandwich, human baby, no I need all this
@WittySassBasket: I shall play you the song of my people
@SingleVixxen: If I ask you how your weekend was, don't reply with "not long enough." Don't be that guy. I will reply with "that's what she said."