@McGrumpenstein: Just when the world was convinced Canadians were normal, we published a recipe for ketchup cake on our ketchup bottles.
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@gidget_76: My cat and I have lots in common like how we both cry when we're hungry and both put our ass in the air when it's being rubbed.
@StellaGMaddox: 5: "Mommy why not?" Me: "Because you're driving me crazy." 5: "How?" 5: "How?" 5: "How?" 5: "How?" 5: "How?" 5: "How?" 5: "How?" 5: "How?"
@Browtweaten: Prosecutor: I object Me: No, you a person Judge: On what grounds? Me: The courthouse grounds Judge: I'm ordering you- Me: Hi Ordering You, I'm Dad Judge: Bailiff, take him out Me: That's flattering but I'm married lol