@3sunzzz: Justify your alcoholism by having children.
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@sixfootcandy: Kidnappers: We have your husband. Send us $10,000 if you ever want to see him again. Me: Where I should drop off his clothes?
@JustMeTurtle: Adrenaline Junky: *Almost falls to certain death* WHAT A RUSH!! Me: *Almost drops grilled cheese sandwich* SAMESIES!!