Pharrell Williams put out a fire on Kim Kardashian’s dress this week. Dude is really taking that Smokey the Bear hat of his to heart.
Kate on Facebook can’t believe the ordacity of some people.
I can’t believe the audacity of people who use big words that they can’t spell.
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Based on how he reacts, you’d think my dog’s entire family was killed by pizza delivery guys.
Don’t model myself after Marilyn Monroe, but having imperfections & dying naked in bed clutching bottles of pills & champagne seems doable.
Why do I have to use leaves as toilet paper when I go camping while we have bears out there using Charmin?
That’s the last time I go out drinking with you Kevin!
You don’t see enough ditches these days. If I want to pass out in a ditch I have to google “ditches near me” and look for one with good reviews and it’s a whole thing
I dug a small hole in the Earth.
I did a handstand.
Im wearing the Earth as a hat.
My husband’s family tree is more like a rosebush.
It’s filled with pricks.
Maggi is the girlfriend of the food world. It says 2 minutes but never gets ready in less than 20 minutes.