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@ElgatoEsmio: Keep reaching for the stars but get a better deodorant.
@TragicAllyHere: I read a description of my personality and it warned that I should be careful not to let myself fall into “hermit mode” and I’m like hermit mode sounds awesome how do I unlock hermit mode
@VeganZebra: *walks into IT department attempting to look cool*
You guys torrent any emails lately?
@dwaghalter: Please come see my theatrical dramatization of the history of puns. It's a play on words.
@sarahbryant_: I just found this on someone's car....
I have no words