@CantWaitToNap: Keep the mystery alive and continue to surprise your partner by using chloroform to induce disorientation.
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@TomSchally: I hate it when I forget my password and the security questions make me relive all of my childhood.
@JoParkerBear: Why is vanilla a synonym for boring? Vanilla is delicious. Imagine a world without vanilla. It would be so oregano.
@trentistweeting: [interview] My biggest weakness is that I'm too literal "That's fine. Your resume looks good, welcome aboard!" *turns to whiteboard* welcome