@panmidwest: Keep things interesting by delicately sneaking ice cubes into your friends' pockets
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@stevevsninjas: Director: one of you actors tampered with my DNA last night! Tom Cruise: not me, I went cruising Elizabeth Banks: I was at the bank. Gene Hackman: *drops test tube in surprise*
@Holy_Mowgli: INVENTOR: behold the umbrella! it protects only your head & chest from rain CEO: wow I: so fragile it cannot withstand any wind C: i love it
@lucidchemistry: I found if you put the right stickers on your cooler and walk as fast as you can they'll let you in any part of the hospital you want.