@2tickytacky: *keeps applying antiperspirant until he can remember doing both armpits*
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@Staggfilms: HER: (seductively) Is it true what they say about guys with big shoes? CLOWN: They hide under people's beds and murder them?
@Home_Halfway: [Park] PARENT: They grow up so fast. Which one is yours? ME: *smiling proudly* The cat over there biting that blonde kid