it takes a big man to admit when he’s wrong but it takes an even bigger man to give a giraffe a haircut
“okay so, the corn flakes box, what can we put on it?”
“jim is there something wrong at home?”
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Stripping wallpaper is probably the worst of all the stripping.
At this point most of the hugs I’m involved in are just my kids using me as a napkin.
Whenever customer service agents say that they’re recording the phone call, I’ve started saying, “I am too.”
Service is way better.
I’m not above army crawling down an aisle at the grocery store to avoid small talk with an acquaintance.
Wife: “Would you like to help me….?”
Translation: “Do it or die.”
I’m surprised God doesn’t make Christian Rock Bands sound better.
Sadly, the days of people using proper English are went.
No I don’t want to watch the video on your phone. My phone doesn’t like me looking at other phones.