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@mommajessiec: Kid: Mom, will you play with me?

Me: Sure.

Kid: Okay, pretend you’re dead.

Me: This was the role I was born to play. *lays down and remains motionless for hours*

Kid: Mom, will you play with me?

Me: Sure. 

Kid: Okay, pretend you’re dead. 

Me: This was the role I was born to play. *lays down and remains motionless for hours*

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