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@: KIDNAPPER: all of my demands are on the table
POLICE CAT: for now
@Parkerlawyer: I have strict instructions to my husband that upon my death he has to put that “in memory of my beautiful wife” sticker on the back of his car or I’ll haunt him forever.
But who am I kidding? I’m going to haunt him regardless.
@Donna_McCoy: I reward people who go looking for dust in my house with the satisfaction of finding some.
@MollyWoooo: When Googling ‘Gary Oldman’ I highly suggest not forgetting the ‘R’
@KalvinMacleod: ME: how can I make u proud?
MOM: reach for the stars
NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: the closest star is 93 million miles away. You’ll never get there.
@Cryptoterra: Does anyone know how to save your game on twitter I've been playing for 2 years straight my mom is pissed