@FrazzleMyGimp: [kidnapping]
BOSS: Tape his mouth shut.
ME: [puts tiny strip of tape on the hostages mouth]
BOSS: Are you stupid? Put more on.
ME: Oh I’m sorry I forgot tape doesn’t cost money.
![[kidnapping]
BOSS: Tape his mouth shut.
ME: [puts tiny strip of tape on the hostages mouth]
BOSS: Are you stupid? Put more on.
ME: Oh I’m sorry I forgot tape doesn’t cost money.](/cache/130645.jpg)
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@Fred_Delicious: Very suspicious that this keeps happening
@mommajessiec: *hides recorder in box* *puts box in safe* *locks safe* *digs 50-foot hole* *throws safe in* *covers hole* [5 minutes later] 9yo: *playing recorder*
@lovemyboots111: "One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I was thinking of you...." under a moving bus
@Skoogeth: professor x: what's your power? me: i have a metal skeleton and metal claws professor x: oh sry we mainly fight a guy with magnetic powers so bringing you along would be kinda stupid me: yeah [looks at camera] that would be stupid wouldn’t it?
@smutmidget: AA meeting
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