@WalkingOutside: Kids are like doughnuts. Sweet and yummy but more than one, maybe two, and you're like, "What the hell have I done?"
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@elle91: If they ban straws, that means I can no longer flirtatiously blow the straw wrapper at my date and that is literally my only move.
@WilliamAder: Bought one of those SMTWTFS, but I can't pronounce that so I just call it a pill box.
@UnicornSyrup: I want my remains to be scattered all over the beach when I die. Also, I don't want to be cremated.