@iinkedZombie: Kids these days think Christmas is all about getting presents instead of celebrating the birth of Santa Claus.
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@ObscureGent: [Last day in prison] *Walks up to the biggest guy* Hey man, sorry about that first day stuff.
@ArfMeasures: Wife: Our dog was put down and then my husband died, it was tough Medium *nodding* he was the love of your life Wife: Yes of course! Medium: He has something to say to you Wife: omg go on Medium: woof
@xLiserx: Superheroes come from broken homes & inattentive parents. Parents, stop hugging your kids. We need a Batman.
@longwall26: Review of "grandma": slow, slow-witted, terrified of technology, can't bench for shit, no karate, basically racist ★☆☆☆☆