Close the door.
You’re letting the wifi out.
Kids, you’ll never know the pain of digging the innards of a loved cassette out of a cheap stereo and crying as you wind it up with a pencil
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I’m not saying becoming a parent ages you, but when I started having kids I was 24, and now I’m 117.
BATMAN: I am the guardian of the night
SPIDERMAN: With great power comes great responsibility
CATWOMAN: Guys, help, I’m stuck in a tree
Bought 17 a fanny pack for back to school to delay my becoming a grandfather too early.
Me: “Toilet paper, over or under?”
Me: *flips table* NEXT!!!!!
Mickey Mouse: Hey, so I’m seeing someone now.
Donald Duck: Me too.
Mickey: What’s she like?
Donald: Me. But with a bow.
Mickey: Sounds hot.
-Are you single?
-No, I’m an album.
Tom & Jerry had the realest beef of all time….. nvr said a word…. it was jus on sight ..
*found in the netflix horror section*
“Mary has a secret that’ll TEAR YOU APART”
Movie name: Mary piranha