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@TheHyyyype: [knock on door]

JEHOVAH'S WITNESS: do you have a few minutes to talk about jesus?

ME (hates gossip): no

[knock on door]

JEHOVAH’S WITNESS: do you have a few minutes to talk about jesus?

ME (hates gossip): no

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