technically you’re not on fire, the fire is on you. but yes i’ll get some water
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I take spiders outside in stead of killing them because it’s not their fault that I’m scared of them.
I do however, scream while doing so.
Why aren’t the people in old timey photos ever smiling? Because they were in constant danger of getting eaten by dinosaurs. READ A BOOK.
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Wanna burn fat quickly and without dieting?
Here, take this gasoline and matches.
BOSS: are you busy
ME: would you like me to be
If I had known I could hurt myself just by sneezing I wouldn’t have been in such a hurry to grow up
Two submissives sitting in a tree.
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Shampoo is much more marketable than it’s original name, Shamshit.